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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of
buffalo shit in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me wanna coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of shit, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo shit in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me wanna coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot shit, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day." |
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Geen humor................wel galgen-humor ;)
@Werner333, De volgende Ferrari chassisnummers bestaan niet meer, zie deze link: Hier klikken Heel wat Ferrari's zijn te prooi gevallen aan de vlammen, in die link staan heel wat links naar foto's e.d. |
Een vereniging van dwergen heeft een voetbalclub opgericht. Elke >zondag spelen de verschillende dwergen ploegen van de club tegen elkaar. Na >elke match krijgen de dwergen van beide ploegen een maaltijd in een zaaltje >boven een café in de buurt van de club. > >Op een zondag hangt er aan de toog van dat café een >klant, straalbezopen. Hij ziet eerst 1, dan 2, 3, 4 tot 11 dwergen van >de trap komen in volledig blauwe outfit. Ze komen in het café, lopen >langs hem heen en gaan langs de deur buiten. > >Hij trek zijn wenkbrauwen op en bestelt nog een whisky. Iets daarna >ziet hij eerst 1, dan 2, 3, 4 tot 11 dwergen in volledige rode outfit >van de trap komen. Ook zij komen het café binnen,lopen langs hem heen >en vertrekken langs de deur. > >Dan roept hij de café-baas en fluistert hem in het oor : "Ik wil U >ni ongerust maken, maar uwe sjotterkesbak ontsnapt." > :D :D
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http://www.retecool.com/filmpies/pajamaricers.wmv
Een kameel besturen voor een Arabier is nog altijd gemakkelijker dan een wagen. Dat volk in het filmpje is compleet maf :D |
Things you learn from Children
For those with No children---this is totally hysterical! For those who already have children past this age---this is hilarious. For those who have children this age---this is not funny. For those who have children nearing this age---this is a warning. For those who have not yet had children---this is birth control. The following came from an anonymous mother in Austin, Texas: Things I've learned from my children (honest and no kidding): 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000-sq. ft. house four inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late. (No matter how old the child!) 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies. 10. Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old. 11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12. Super glue is forever. 13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15. VCRs do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is. 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens. 20. The fire department in Austin, TX, has a 5-minute response time. 21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22. It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 24. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade... true story: One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "..And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said...'Holy crap! A talking pig!' The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. 25. 60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid |
gisteren stond er oud nieuws in de krant :
er stond namelijk te lezen dat Arafat hersendood was... voor mij was dat geen nieuws :D |
Een nieuwe Disney film die uitkomt November 2005 die gaat heten cars. Zie Trailer -> http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/cars/large.html
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