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Een beetje off topic, maar na de giller van Marshal wou ik deze grap nog eens van onder het stof halen. Tijdens de bandenoorlog vorig jaar zelf gevonden:
Jean Todt: Michelin and their followers are the axis of evil. They posses tyres of mass defeat which can be put into operation within 5 seconds. Our intelligence services have announced that Michelin is refusing to comply with the FIA inspections concerning these TMD-sites. Competition against our team will not stand. I have just ordered our lawyers to start Operation Enduring Victory. We will hit the terrorists where it hurts most. Our diplomats have brought forward a new resolution in the FIA Safety Counsil, which demands that FIA observers, sent by special FIA envoyee Mr. Ecclestone, will be allowed into their secret factories. If they do not allow these neutral observers, or if the FIA fails to act, we will. Scuderia Congress just passed a law, allowing me $ 100 million to take the necessary steps against these villains. If needed, our people will be ready to roll. And to the other teams: you are either with us, or with the enemy. Good evening, and may God bless Ferrari ... and Bernie.
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