August 17, 2067
at the age of 83 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Drowning (15%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Loneliness (6%)
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
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