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Old 30-06-2004, 20:09
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LOL

coulthard is een echte "gentleman " driver .
Dat kunnen we zien op het filmpje
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Old 08-07-2004, 17:02
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A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his
mouth.

A young nurse appears to wash his hands and feet.
"Nurse...", he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles
black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies:

"I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."
He struggles again and asks the nurse again : "are my testicles
black?"

Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis
in one and and his testicles in the other, takes a close look and says there's nothing wrong with them....."

Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies:

"That was very nice what you just did......but please........for the
last time......

Are-my-test-results-back ! ?"
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Old 08-07-2004, 17:04
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Een Arabier staat op zijn terras zijn tapijt uit te kloppen.
Zijn buurman komt buiten, ziet hem staan en vraagt:
"Buurman, wat scheelt er?? Start hij niet ... ???".
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Old 08-07-2004, 17:41
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lol, die laatste is gieren !
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Old 20-07-2004, 14:47
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NIAGARA FALLS, NY – Stunt man Lucky Hinterman died while attempting to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel. Brother and equipment manager Brent Hinterman took full responsibility for the tragedy. "I was in charge of getting the barrel all cushioned and reinforced. But my son had a soccer game, and in my book, family comes first." When asked if he considered his brother to be a member of the family, Brent said, "Well, I suppose that's one way to look at it."
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Old 24-07-2004, 00:50
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Old 27-07-2004, 23:33
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Old 27-07-2004, 23:41
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We krijgen het nooit te zien in de journaals, maar bij het droppen van legermateriaal en voedselhulp gaat regelmatig wel eens een en ander mis.
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Old 27-07-2004, 23:42
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Old 28-07-2004, 21:31
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THE RABBI AND THE TAX MAN

The Australian Tax Office sends their auditor to a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks and then turns to the Rabbi, and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles." "Yes," answered the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked. "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then, they send us a free box of candles.

"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd go on, in his obnoxious way... "Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a whole box of matzo balls.

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?"

"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick like you."
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Old 29-07-2004, 16:30
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Raadsel : Wat wordt er kleiner als het groeit ?









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Old 30-07-2004, 10:42
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Old 30-07-2004, 12:08
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ééntje voor de vrijdag

Getrouwd koppel.
Man vertrekt zoals gewoonlijk naar het werk.
Eenmaal vrouwtje de deur hoort dichtvallen belt ze aanstonds haar minnaar op nl. een welgeschapen negro....
Ze willen aan de "daad" beginnen en éénklaps komt de echtgenoot op z'n stappen terug wegens zijn portefeuille vergeten.
De vrouw hoort de voordeur opengaan en zegt tegen de "negro" "vlug stel je in de gang als een postuur, ik ga m'n man vertellen dat ze zojuist een bronzen beeld gebracht hebben"
Zo gedaan, de negro had een immobiele positie genomen in de gang.
De echtgenoot passeert die en vraagt verwonderd aan vrouw wat dat te betekenen had en de vrouw vertelde van het afgeleverde bronzen beeld.
De echtgenoot vertrouwt het zaakje maar half.... neemt een goede aanloop en "shot" het zgz.bronzen beeld in z'n "edele delen".
Het zgz. bronzen beeld antwoorde droogweg met een galmende.................... ........BOOOOINGGG.

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Old 03-08-2004, 09:31
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Iemand zijn mercedes ster gestolen??

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...258448412&rd=1
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Old 03-08-2004, 11:07
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Re: Iemand zijn mercedes ster gestolen??

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...258448412&rd=1
Deze zin vind ik wel grappig: TRIED TO FIX IT TO FRONT OF CAR BUT NOT VERY AERODYNAMIC
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